Ah, the day of marriage! Why do people allow the government to record their marriage to another person? Are you ASKING for your knee caps to be busted?

If someone loves you, they should be willing to go to a church (or altar, or body of a freshly sacrificed virgin), state their vows before God (or god or goddess or satan), kiss, and be on their happy little ways.

WHY DO PEOPLE SIGN LEGAL PAPERS?!?!

Nothing lasts forever, and even if you manage to stay together for the rest of your lives, you are a lot better off without getting the government involved. That, in my humble, humble opinion, is just plain stupid, naive, childish romanticism.

Get married when you are 80, and only for the sheer enjoyment of seeing the offspring of your two families fight over your worldly possessions in your name..

At least then you only have 20 or so years, and you've done just about everything (and everyone) else.

Moo.