I think I am going to write a book called, "OH, The JOYS of Unix."

"Why," you may ask? Well, I shall tell you!! I shall tell you now!!! And the reason, is thus:

Because in Unix, I do not get told, "ACCESS DENIED" when I am logged in on a superuser account and am trying to kill a process.

Windows, that is another story! It makes me feel less "super" than I should normally be when I am a "superuser" -- because even though it tries to cast it's "superuser illusion" upon me, in the end I am but a simple-minded slave to it's omnipotent whim.

It constantly reminds of this by telling me things like, "ACCESS DENIED" or "FATAL EXCEPTION ERROR DUE TO SOMETHING THAT I, THE OPERATING SYSTEM DID INCORRECTLY AND AM NOW BLAMING ON YOU, THE INDOLENT BIT OF MEAT-WARE!!"

Less alcohol seems to put me in a better mood in the daytime.